Creepy Classics
Hitchophilia
Flighty Biters
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Tubesville
Home Haunts
Mixed Cauldron
 
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"The Haunting" '63 trailer
Who will "help Eleanor come home"...?
"Creature FTBL Trailer"
( "...On an expedition where beauty is the bait..." Oh yes... )

"It Came From Outer Space" trailer
Do I look funny in these glasses...?
"IT! The Terror from Beyond Space"
A different kind of IT, but still from outer space. And not a friendly IT, not one little bit...

"Them!" trailer
Better bring your flame-thrower to the picnic...
"The Illustrated Man" trailer
"Don't Dare Stare"...
"The Illustrated Man" ~ 'Skin Illustrations!'
"And don't you EVER call them 'tattoos'...!"

"House on Haunted Hill"
(complete feature!)
So glad you could make it. The party is just beginning...
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"Sweeney Floyd: The Dim-Wit Barber of Mayberry"
So brilliant, you'll want to be next.

"Mayberry After Midnight"
So you think you know this sleepy little town? Think again...
"The Addams Family"
( They're all here, every creepy, kooky, spooky, ooky one of Season One and Two...! )
"The Addams Family ~ M&M's Commercial"
"Neat", "Sweet", and "Petite" -- a tasty little homage...
"Tales from the Darkside"
The titles from George Romero's excellent anthology series open the door to chills galore...
"Friday the 13th ~ The Series"
Lucky you! Vendredi's "Curious Goods" shop is still open -- via this "antique" title sequence...
"The Outer Limits"
( There is nothing wrong with your broadband connection... No need to "Please Stand By" any longer!)
"The Outer Limits" - Monster Revue! (pt.1)
Nicely done review of the OL "Bears" -- plus more where this one is. for the hard-core fans...

"Eerie, Indiana" season 1 titles
"...The center of weirdness for the entire planet." Who says you can't go home again...?
"Munsters Go Home!"
(The most terrifying thing about this trailer -- is Herman's color..)
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"The Alfred Hitchcock
Hour"
( A fiendish feast for Hitchcock-Heads - 88 "Good Evenings"... )
"Alfred Hitchcock
Presents"
( 78 more half-hour hair-raisers for avaricious Alfred-acolytes to "dig into", heh-heh... )

"The Birds" trailer
Hitch reviews the elements of a forthcoming "lecture", leaving no doubt what The Birds is about...
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"Boney Island"

RIP to one of the greatest yard haunts ever. We'll miss The Spiders most of all...
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"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" season 1 titles
( As if you don't totally remember, I'm so sure... )
"Fearless Vampire Killers" trailer
Humanity's very future could be at stake! Heh, heh...
"The Last Man
on Earth"
( Who else serves-up a nice thick stake like Vincent Price...? )
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Crumpkin's Pumpkins ~
"The Pumpkin Song!"
Our own ghoulish gourds invite you to a scary little sing-along...!
- Now in HD! -
"An American Haunting" trailer
("It's happening again." Yikes.)
"Something Wicked This Way Comes"
Hiding in the library? Mr. Dark just may cut your pages...
"Sleepy Hollow" trailer
How 'bout a session with The Hessian...?
"The Headless Horseman"
Can that Brom Bones swing it, or what...?
"Shining"
The feel-good film of the snowed-in season! A brillant parody...
"The Shining" trailer
Not the feel-good version. No siree. Not at all...
"The Universal Monster Family"
Everyone get on the bus! A fiendishly fun tribute...
"Night of the Living Dead"
(complete feature!)
( "They're coming for you, Barbara - and bringing commercials...")
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